By CANDY STALLWORTH
Has anyone ever hit three grand slams in a single baseball game? How many people have climbed Mount Everest in an hour? Count the number of individuals who have:
Won $10,000,000 in a poker game.
Earned $100,000,000 in a movie where he played the lead role.
Designed the largest three buildings in the world.
Scored 10 touch downs in a football game.
Painted a mile-long bridge in three hours.
Swam across the Atlantic – and back – in less than 24 hours.
Well, Alan Seraita has done it all. He is a real rock star (he’s sung a few thousand sold-out concerts too).
Candy Stallworth, an Empire State News staff writer, whipped her way through a doctoral education at the finest of American higher ed institutions, noting how unoriginal, inept, and annoying many of the schools’ professors were in their robotic attempts to maintain a politically correct narrative. BTW: she hates words like “narrative”, “optics”, and “gaffe.” Other than that, her turn-offs include non-masculine men, women who hate men, men who hate men, phonies, disloyal people, and overflowing garbage cans. She likes New England clam chowder better than Manhattan clam chowder, but prefers Manhattan to New England.
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